Sweater Anxiety

With winter approaching I've been thinking a lot about sweaters...and getting really stressed out. I am a sweater basket-case. I hate bulky sweaters. Hate them. I also hate hooded sweaters. Hate them. I can't explain it. They just feel too constraining and I know at any moment that I could get too hot and bulkiness seems odd for my body shape and the thought of all this is just too much for my psyche. Am I the only one here, people? In years past I've just tried to make it work and reconcile myself to some serious thread count, but I got fed up this year and took all of them to Good Will. It felt awesome.

I'm free as a bird.